Inflation Day

I walked into my room
Pulled out some loose clothing to wear
Then I went into my closet
And pulled out a large tank of air.

I stuck the hose in my bellybutton
I said "This is going to be great!"
I went to the airtank
And turned the knob up to eight.

I felt the air enter my body
I had hoped it would soon
That's when it actually happened
I was inflating like a balloon!

My belly was getting rounder
I poked it once or twice
My whole body was getting enormous
The feeling was very nice.

However, I was quickly losing mobility
I was bigger in width than height
Soon, I was feeling lots of pressure
And my belly feels really tight.

I tried to pull the hose out
Unfortunately, it was stuck
And now I can't move to reach the airtank
Well great, just my luck....

The expanding feeling is just too great
I don't really think I want to stop....
However, I'm starting to feel pretty full
And now I think I'm going to pop!!!!